26-May-2009
WENDY CAN HELP WITH ALL YOUR WITCHCRAFT NEEDS!
If you’ve ever wanted to add a little witchcraft to your life but simply haven’t known how, today is your lucky day! I’ve joined forces not with Satan, but rather Pachamama, the Bolivian goddess of the earth. I’m selling small Bolivian good luck pieces, actual charms sold by Bolivian witches, which are used in a traditional ceremony (called a koa) that takes place on the first Friday of each month.
Each small charm contains different images — you chose the one with the picture of the thing you most desire. There are houses and computers and voyages. My personal favorite? The one that contains the bottles of alcohol. No kidding. (Pics are available at http://www.wendydale.net)
So if you want to help out your favorite writer living in Bolivia or simply hope Pachamama will deign to aid in your future alcohol consumption, it’s eight dollars for each charm and five dollars shipping and handling (these are being shipped directly from Bolivia, after all — plus I liked the idea of a $13 total — seemed like an appropriate number to choose).
But wait, there’s more! Having a problem with evil spirits in your home? Bad energy getting you down? There’s a Bolivian incense that will take care of all your exorcism needs. It’s a plant known as koa that is supposed to ward off bad vibes. You burn it in your home or place of business. It’s the rage among all the witches around here. The incense is a mere six dollars plus another three for shipping.
Take a look at the pics at http://www.wendydale.net. Then send an email to wendy@wendydale.com and tell me what you’re in the market for and I’ll give you the appropriate PayPal address. (Be patient if it takes me a few days to get back to you; I don’t make it to the Internet café every day.) Or if you don’t want to buy anything, just send me money. That would be cool.
Wendy
